HYPE MACHINE


Those who have no chance.

Insult To Injury.

A couple of characters so inconsequential they don't deserve individual profiles or even a mocked up photo. A pair whose career plan seems to be: 1. Come up with funny names. 2. ??? 3. Success! One is big and one is small. One is stupid and the other... also stupid. Together they engage in antics worthy of a failed sitcom with the most desperate of laugh tracks. And yet they find themselves constantly getting title shots and pay-per-view matches. Why? One would think The Moderators have some kind of personal stake in the team or something.

To say they're underdogs at Supercard II would be a gross overstatement. They're more like dogs who have been shot, fucked and thrown off a mountain. Will they ascend that mountain to win the Tag Team Titles? No, but they'll certainly waste your time trying.

They are Insult To Injury and their ineptitude knows no bounds.

Onto more "serious" contenders...