I slipped again on my way to school today
Tripped over a grammy bag and right into a J
Spent the next two hours getting educated, buzzed
Couldn’t see one way or another, everything was fuzzed
Turner said I smelt like drugs, I kicked him in the balls
Within ten seconds it had spread ‘round the gossipy school halls
‘Twas getting’ near to lunch time and I was hungry ‘n paranoid
Thought I might go home, grab some lunch, and listen to some Floyd
My fridge had plenty munchies and I feasted like a king
Had time to spare before next class, gave my mate a ring
He headed over straight away, stem & cone in tow
Eyes blood red and half brain dead to school I then did go
My first class after lunch I started quacking like a duck
My teacher told me “Go outside”, I told him to “suck a fuck”
I got sent to the Principal and she saw through my disguise
Despite my use of breath mints and my ever-ready Clear Eyes
Expelled from the school I was, with no second chance
My parents found out, put on their costumes and did a song and dance
Not listening as they preached to me, all I needed was more
Dope to calm my restless nerves and make me like before
Falling asleep I thought about how shit my life was getting
A sea of crap I’m swimming in that just seems never-ending
I remembered when me smoking Dope was something really rare
Guess this is what happens when you simply cease to care.