The gun under my bed
Makes me feel so protected
It’s my constitutional right
Don’t care who’s affected
It guards me at my home
Keep it under my bed
My son could easily grab it
And blow off someone’s head
But it’s in the constitution
So it’s all okay
You left-wing nuts can go to hell
I’m with the NRA
It’s because of our violent history
You couldn’t understand
I’m an arms-bearing American
“From my cold dead hands”
It don’t matter that the constitution
Was written two-hundred years ago
It’s my RIGHT to own a firearm
The constitution says so.