The following is a series of haikus about the most awe-inspiringly frustrating person on this planet. This is about… KATE.

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Mind numbingly mad
If she was male I’d hit her
YOU FRUSTRATING BITCH

Why won’t you shut up?
Ruining my only fun
I’ll ruin your face

I now understand
Justifiable murder
For I have met Kate

How can one person
Make me SO FUCKING ANGRY
Don’t want you ‘round here

World would be better
If you never existed
Knife avails itself

One thing I can say
You make me a worse person
Congratulations

Feel very sorry
For people who deal with you
On daily basis

I write these haikus
So that I don’t enact them
That’s lucky for you

Face full of bullets
Can’t identify your corpse
Try to sign now, bitch

It is true that you
Bring out the killer in me
I become evil

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Haikus about you
Anthology of hatred
Not calming me down

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