John Howard.

for those of you not from Australia, John Howard is our Prime Minister and I like him about as much as I like being woken up by wild ferrets nesting in my underpants. These haikus were written at The Tote by Pat, Nick and I.

written by Pat Millman
I’ve learnt to embrace
Multiculturalism
Unlike John Howard

John Howard hates blacks
They ruin our white ideal
Bald-headed Hitler!

written by Pat Millman
Dear Mr. Howard
Your stance on immigration
Is fuckin’ racist

John Howard’s bald head
The glare off it blinds us all
Children overboard?

written by Nick Jenkins
Racism is good
Paranoia is the norm
The new world order

Fear Iraq and their
Weapons of mass destruction
And bomb them to hell

I’m John Howard’s bitch
He tells me to go to war
And I go to war

John Howard has brains
Enough brains to hate ethnics
And make us agree

Thank you John Howard
For leading our great nation
Up George’s pale arse

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