Hello Mr. Therapist
Here are all my problems
Been buggin’ me for years and years
Do you think you can solve them?
Hey there Mr. Television
Give me something to see
If you keep me busy long enough
I’ll let you think for me
Well G’day you, news media
Tell me about the day
Sure convenient that I only hear
What you have to say
It’s great to be surrounded
By these things that help me be
Life just ain’t worth living
Without complete dependency