Haikus (08-5-03)

HYPOCRISY

Dangerous weapons
You are a terrorist threat
Why should WE disarm?

THREATENING THE THREAT

Hey North Korea
Our nukes are bigger than your nukes
So don’t fuck with us

JEALOUS

Pisses me off that
All the good girls are taken
Usually by my friends

ABUSIVE

Angry tram driver
Abusing the car infront
Should just do his job

MY MAD TRIP

Shrieking Gorillas
Running from marshmallow Gods
Whilst dining with fish

GRAZING

Only fourteen weeks
‘Til the standardized testing
Petrified cattle

INFURIATED

Prophetic poem
Hate this place more than ever
Wish I left last year

ADOLF HAD A FUNNY MOUSTACHE

Nazi Germany
This school reminds me of it
Concentration camp

JUNKIE SCUM

So many junkies
They don’t ever share their drugs
So I stab their face

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