Haikus (07-5-03)

SCHOOL IS HELL

Fuck my ENTER score
Life does not end at high school
Stop pressuring me

PRINCIPAL

So do you feel strong
When you humiliate me?
Don’t “motivate” me

A BIRTHDAY PARTY

Perfect existence
Never ending beer supply
Only for one night

SOME AMERICAN GUY MAKING AN OBSERVATION ABOUT WHERE HE LIVES

Civil liberties
Where the fuck did they all go?
Great country, this is

JULIA GULIA

Julia Roberts
Jesus Christ, that’s a BIG mouth!
Fit a bear in there

REALITY BITES

Reality shows
Make me wish I didn’t live
How can people watch?

HIS GIRLFRIEND JUST LEFT HIM

Alone in his bed
The left side is now empty
So he masturbates

AXIS

Axis of evil
Three countries that must be bombed
What propaganda?

DAYDREAM

Wish it was summer
I’m at the beach and drinking
Much happier there

CAMBERWELL HIGH SCHOOL

Tuck in your shirt, child!
Wear the right shoes or go home!
This is a great school

A CYNICAL HAIKU

He serves his country
But not his countrymen
So he’ll let them die

REQUIEM

Jared Leto’s arm
In Requiem For A Dream
Looks a lot like mine

SCHOOL SUCKS (PART 1025)

Meant to be working
But I don’t pay attention
Lost interest in this

FUN TIMES

Went to a party
Don’t remember after that
But I woke up nude

STUPID

My favourite song?
Don’t You Forget About Me
The Breakfast Club rocks!