SCHOOL IS HELL
Fuck my ENTER score
Life does not end at high school
Stop pressuring me
PRINCIPAL
So do you feel strong
When you humiliate me?
Don’t “motivate” me
A BIRTHDAY PARTY
Perfect existence
Never ending beer supply
Only for one night
SOME AMERICAN GUY MAKING AN OBSERVATION ABOUT WHERE HE LIVES
Civil liberties
Where the fuck did they all go?
Great country, this is
JULIA GULIA
Julia Roberts
Jesus Christ, that’s a BIG mouth!
Fit a bear in there
REALITY BITES
Reality shows
Make me wish I didn’t live
How can people watch?
HIS GIRLFRIEND JUST LEFT HIM
Alone in his bed
The left side is now empty
So he masturbates
AXIS
Axis of evil
Three countries that must be bombed
What propaganda?
DAYDREAM
Wish it was summer
I’m at the beach and drinking
Much happier there
CAMBERWELL HIGH SCHOOL
Tuck in your shirt, child!
Wear the right shoes or go home!
This is a great school
A CYNICAL HAIKU
He serves his country
But not his countrymen
So he’ll let them die
REQUIEM
Jared Leto’s arm
In Requiem For A Dream
Looks a lot like mine
SCHOOL SUCKS (PART 1025)
Meant to be working
But I don’t pay attention
Lost interest in this
FUN TIMES
Went to a party
Don’t remember after that
But I woke up nude
STUPID
My favourite song?
Don’t You Forget About Me
The Breakfast Club rocks!