EFFECTS OF DRUG USE
Smoke beer and drink dope
It will not brain your affect
Egamad Tnenamrep
PANTLESS
I’m not wearing pants
And I’m walking down the street
Getting weird looks
UNWANTED
You had sex with me
She says, holding a baby
I just run away
FUNFUN
Liquored up and numb
Not a thing can hurt me now
Dumber by the drink
CLERICS
Exploiting beliefs
To make millions of dollars
You all make me sick
LETTER
Dear Richard Kelly
You have warped my fragile mind
Brain is turned to mush
HISTORY TEACHER
So knowledgeable
Can you transfer it to me?
‘Cause, it is your JOB
LISP
Thpeaking with a lithp
Maketh people look at me thtrange
I thwear I’m normal
TARNI
She’s a lot like beer
If I’m with her long enough
I’ll prob’ly get fucked
STUPID OPINION
There’s sand in my shoes
There’s sound all around you, arab!
Oh yeah, you’re right
I’M SICK
Sex with a midget
Hard, but not impossible
And VERY worthwile
CAPTIVE
Purdy prisoner
Locked alone in my basement
No one can save you
REMORSE
Everlasting love
I keep her with body with me
Wish I could go back
ANONYMITY
My A.A meetings
Are full of drunks and losers
I’m no different
STUPID HISTORY
Failing history
The teacher fucking hates me
I reciprocate
SARS
SARS is not funny
Angry e-mails tell me so
Victims confirm it
POP
Death to pop music
I wish pain on all pop stars
‘Cause they’ve hurt my ears
PENIS
My phallic member
Now looks like a lollipop
Will someone suck it?
ACCIDENT
Jagged chards of glass
Tear my eye sockets to hell
Blind car crash victim
JAKE
Jake Gyllenhaal
Alias: Donnie Darko
Loves to smoke the dope
AMERICAN OPINION
Slaughtered some Frenchmen
The Yanks didn’t seem to mind
Rampant racism
TRAM GIRL
She is damn sexy
Reading her book on the tram
Wish I could fuck her
TABLET
Trip around the world
All it takes is one tablet
The time of your life
SUCKS TO BE YOU
I’d hate to be you
Suffering from your disease
Hope your death is quick
SICKBOY
Do not cough on me
I don’t want to catch your SARS
Diseased fucking freak!
KARMA
When I meet Karma
I’m going to be destroyed
Enjoy life ‘til then
WRITER
I just want to write
So I don’t do my homework
Fail all my classes
IMPRESSIVE?
You fail to impress
With your silly mating dance
I’ll pick someone else
STENCH
I smell like Vodka
I swear to you I’m not drunk
Switch “not” with “very”
SMACK-O
Found some heroin
Cooked it and injected it
Never felt so good
SITE
My writing website
Is a window to my mind
Scary things in there
ALL POWERFUL
Manufactured death
But who manufactures it?
Whoever’s in charge
E-BAY
Bough some stranger’s kid
For twenty bucks on E-Bay
Sell him for fifty
SWEET STATUTORY
Statutory rape
My father is guilty of
Wonder why I’m weird?
BELOVED
Toni Morrison
I have to read her novel
It’s fucking boring
MUSHIES
The magic mushrooms
Took me to the moon and back
Without moving once