DELUSIONS
Thinking about her
ENLIGHTENED
Eyes fixed on the news
MOTOR OIL
Drinking motor oil
COOKIES
Another batch, please
MINDLESS
Mindless drone awake
PAGES FILLING
Page filling with words
KNOW
Know what I must do
BLURRED
Blurred vision clearing
OXYGEN
Oxygen drifting
ELEGANT WOMAN’S JAW-LINE
Saw her eyes briefly
I’VE BEEN TO HELL – IT SUCKS
Good old John Curtain
A STADIUM FULL OF SCARECROWS
Bland haiku writer
THE STORM (NOT THE MELBOURNE STORM… I HATE RUGBY… TURD.)
A storm is coming
MYRIAD OF MIRRORS
Welcome to my show
POET’S LAMENT
I hate poetry
THE UNDENIABLE CHARM OF VENUS
What happened to us?
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Recurring thought I can’t stop
Delusional me
Mind melting with disaster
Feel so enlightened
Straight to my brain and liver
Wake up with no mind
Recipe for disaster
And for a good time
Repeated theme destroying
Friday night death bed
Empty and without message
Just repeated words
Can’t bring myself to do it
Because I am weak
Understanding ev’rything
Comprehend nothing
Carried away in the breeze
With the rest of me
Glimpse of them as they glimpsed me
Big disappointment
We hire good bands to mock you
With shit atmosphere
Wrote a really bland haiku
And it was BORING
One that will wash us away
And drown the children
Melodramatic Corey
Thinking myself blind
Write it because it is quick
Though unfulfilling
We used to have something good
Now we have nothing.