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REVENGE OF THE SASQUATCH
Sitting in a group
Filling the garage with smoke
As life drifts away
SLAVE LABOUR IS FUNNY
Kill your mind for joy
Abandon thought for freedom
And don’t hear their shit
IF GOD EXISTS, WHY’D HE MAKE LIZA MINELLI?
Just how much control
Does God have over my life?
Who makes decisions?
SANTA’S TRIP TO THE INFIRMARY
If your God exists
And the bible’s words are true
You’re going to hell
SLAB OF CARLTON’S FOR 25 BUCKS? THAT’S CHEAP!
Actions don’t matter
As long as your words are good
They’ll buy anything
SHMEGMAS
Lack of urgency
To find those who attacked you
Attack those who don’t
SHAKESPEARE NEVER DID THE HOOCHY COOCH
Goodbye dead soldier
Your wife’s become a widow
Mourning victory
GETTING DRUNK IS MORE FUN THAN BEING SOBER
Tuesday night drinking
Forgetting weekly duties
Embracing blurred lines
FAST FOOD NATION
Stealthily approach
Bomb explodes ‘fore we realise
You’ve consumed us all
UNDER THE CLOUDS WITH A MONKEY ON MY BACK
Lay under the sun
The beauty of clarity
Shining over me
SCHOOL IS A LOT LIKE GOING TO CHURCH – I DON’T BELIEVE IN IT
Camberwell High School
Stringent with the rule of thumb
Like the Nazis were
REQUIEM FOR A DREAM IS A GREAT MOVIE
Midweek relieving
Coming from a can of beer
Rather, twelve of them
MILK MAID WERE GOOD WHEN I SAW THEM AT THE TOTE
The chick from Milk Maid
Wails like the guy from Kyuss
And Janis Joplin
SPEECH ABOUT WEARING PANTS IN PUBLIC GOES UNHEARD BY DEAF STUDENTS
Standardised testing
Testing your moral standards
Your mark is an F
SHAFT
Manic depression
Makes me run around laughing
And lay ahead crying
SILVERSIDE VERSUS KETCHUP: THE FINAL ENCOUNTER
Wo-oh, Black Betty
Yo, Black Betty had a child
Fucking thing buck wild
AN OLD JOKE CONVERTED INTO A HAIKU
Rachel Hands, oh yeah
She is hotter than the sun
And she’s just as bright
SEX WITH STAPLERS
Fiona Apple
Want her to need me like her
Next heroin fix
…
Sweat dripping off us
As skin on skin melts the bed
And we fuck ourselves
CHILD SURVIVES BOMB BLAST – LATER EATEN BY GIRAFFE
Fill the plastic with
Little unborn children, then
Throw them out like trash
EARTHQUAKE HITS MELBOURNE – NO ONE HURT, MANY INJURED
Having sex with her
I could not ever regret
Now tell my child that
I’M TAKING A GIRL WITH A PROLAPSED BOWEL TO THE FORMAL
Clouds just passing by
Sun is shining beautif’ly
And I’m stuck in class
STUCK IN SECOND GEAR
Follow all the rules
Never dare step out of line
Live a peachy life
LIKE RELIGION, I HATE RACHEL HANDS
Peachy keen school chick
Crying when she gets a B
And I got an A!
FUCKED BY A DAHLIA!
A, B, C, D, E
My work is worth a letter
That is how I’m judged
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