Haikus (30-4-03)

TORN

Should be studying
All I want to do is write
Feeling so guilty

ERUPTION

Blowing volcano
Lava spews out, feels so good
Then melts away

FUNDAMENTALISTS

Fundamentalists
All of them are dangerous
‘Specially Muslims

U.S

The patriot act
Say goodbye to your freedoms
Nineteen Eighty-Four

SLACK

I am a slacker
Will only make an effort
If it gets me pissed

ROYALTY

The Queen of England
A product of inbreeding
Hope she breaks a hip

SICK

Emphysema man
Lives just down the street from me
Smokes like a chimney

DARK-O

Living receiver
Must guide the artifact home
He won’t die alone

COALITION OF THE KILLING

Velvet amigos
Dancing around the bonfire
Perspiring from heat

ALCO

I need alcohol
To keep from exploding
Huge blast radius

OH SO BORED

School is boring
I don’t listen anyway
Failure guaranteed

LUCID?

How did I get here?
Can’t elucidate my thoughts
Do not understand

DRUGS

I killed a junkie
And I stole all of his drugs
Sold them and got rich

PALAHNIUKISM

Show me your earlobe
Oh so attractive
Reminds me of cunt

KELLYISM

Tangent Universe
None of this ever happened
At the start, we end