BRAIN CELLS
Eating my brain cells
I’m drowning in alcohol
And I’m loving it
SINKING
Sinking deeper down
Self-destruction is my aim
Vision’s blurry, now gone
AXIS OF BUSH
Starving Iraqis
On my television screen
Syria is next
PANADOL KICKS ARSE
Too much medicine
Spinning uncontrollably
Drugs are so much fun
SCHOOL
School is such a waste
Wish someone would burn it down
Can of gasoline
DUBYA
He’s a weatherman
Predicts the rain ‘fore it pours
Forecast never wrong
CHUCK
Chuck Palahniuk
Survivor, Choke and Fight Club
You sir, are a God
SALIVATING
Ten beers in the fridge
Salivating at the thought
Of getting hammered
UNORIGINAL
Creed: they hurt my ears
Stealing Eddie Vedder’s voice
Does not make you cool
COMFORTABLY NUMB
Puff puff, breath it in
Lift the weight off your shoulders
Comfortably numb
TRENDY
Must wear the right clothes
Say the right things, act normal
Don’t step out of place
MATT MOON
Matt Moon is a girl
Screams like a friggin’ Banshee
But the kid writes well
LUCIDITY
I’m lucid dreaming
Think ‘bout hot chicks and they’re there
This is addictive
ASTRAL PLANE
On the Astral Plane
Stealing kids’ life energy
Need it for myself
TELEVISION
I watch you all day
You take my mind and mold it
I’m a brain dead drone
STILL BORN
Still borns aren’t funny
It’s stupid to say they are
Why am I laughing?
RELIGION
Jesus existed
But he’s not a deity
Just some rotting corpse
BELIEVE
Who to believe in?
Mohammed, God or Vishnu?
Which church tells the truth?
BORED
I’m so fucking bored
Sitting here all by myself
I wish I was dead
LORDS
Lord Of The Ringworms
Such an entertaining film
Makes me feel horny