* Last nite i dreamed i ate a giant marshmallow but wen i woke up my pillow was gone! * Aussie Girls rock this world * blonde n beautiful * ur so thick, u make a tree stump look clever * Some cultures consider wat i do normal * act ur age, not ur shoe size * if u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk * im a butterfly...pretty to c but hard 2 catch * i was standing there in the park wondering y frisbees got bigger wen they got closer...then it hit me * he who laaughs last didnt get the joke * he who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the exit * the only way 2 hav a friend is 2 b one * i was gonna kill the sexiest person in the world but then i realised dat suicides not the answer *

None of us can believe that the Purple Smileys Club caught us so off guard. When we woke up, all of us had purple smileys drawn on our shirts in permanent ink! We were so upset, we could hardly finish our scrambled eggs. We decided to collectively break our oath of peace towards all opposing clubs.