Random IMs
[introducing smiles to faces]

Jess: last night some dude called him and the dudes like "your a queer" and pats like "yeppp i love cock"
Joe: this is america
Joe: SUE
Jess: LOL
Jess: RIGHT
Jess: what am i suppose to say
Jess: "after i carded 20 dildos to some bitches house, i dumped him and i wanna sue"
Jess: "cuz he messed up my computer"
Joe: you carded 20 dildos to his house?
Jess: no
Jess: not to his house
Jess: to this chick he was cheating on me with
Travis: i call nextel for that
Travis: and i always get a mean black chik
Travis: shes like
Travis: WHAT THE FUCK U WANT CRACKA
krystle: i think my dad is addicted to playing halo
krystle: all day
krystle: and all night
krystle: it's like HALO HALO HALO
bijan: i'm..getting my penis sucked
alyson: im so happy
bijan: WTF IS THIS MOVIE
bijan: OMFG
bijan: iTS A PORNO
bijan: A BLACK AND WHITE PORNO FROM GERMANY
bijan: WTFFFFFFFF
bijan: wow im actually starting to like it =-O
bijan: heheheh
lisa: btw.. use a hottools.. it works better
this girl is tough.
too bad my mom's chi > hottools =\ nt!
lisa: just solve ur shit
joe: solve my shit?
lisa: yea
joe: i don't have any.
lisa: appreantly u do
joe: i just shat.
joe: apparently i don't.
jordin: you are tough
joe: what can i say, i'm representin 805 wsg.
jordin: oh god
jordin: excuse me while i go explode from being impressed to death
jordin: boy are you one sick four dollar coffee drinking fuck
joe: hey bebe
bijan: hi thexy
joe: how YOU doin
joe: ;-)
joe: wanna do somethin..this weekend?
joe: and by somethin i mean have passionate sex with eachother
bijan: oh in that case
bijan: deffffffinately
joe: oh sstop it
joe: you're getting me all rowled up
bijan: rawwr
ian: ialmostfeelsorryforthisgirl: notta thing chicken wing u?
ian: omfg
ian: dealt.
joe: block lol
ian: GG nub
ian: yah
joe: rofl
jen: haha i dont liek it when they spike it... i like long hair and when they wear it down... or like in a beanie.. lol
joe: DOOD
joe: I WANT BABIES WITH YOU
-x-only girl who doesn't like spiked hair..SO RAD.
joe: how'd your spring break go?
bixler: good
bixler: spent most of it at joes house
joe: true..gay sex..yea
joe: it's all good
bixler: yea, good times
bixler: joey has been hitting onb me non stop
ashley: ahh i think you're just a silly guy
joe: you're a silly guy
joe: =-O
ashley: with a bigger penis then you!
joe: :-(
ian: i think im gonna hang myself
ian: unnamed: im in my underwaer its so hot
ian: lkjalksjfd;alskdjf;alksdjf;alksjfd
doré: ._.
joe: you're straight thuggin
joe: nobody be hatin'
doré: word
joe: =-O
ian: anthony is asian on his penis
ian: if you know what i mean
dan: dude, rammsteins rythm guitarist looks like your brother with his hair black
joe: how do you know what my brother looks like?
dan: wrong im
dan: heh
dan: we can pretend your brother is evan cooper if you want
anonymous: soo
anonymous: cs or porn ...
anonymous: choices, choices
some azn girl: omg
some azn girl: they have computers in kansas?
some azn girl: i'd have thought they'd all gotten blown away from the twisters or something
bao: hmmz
bao: reading all that u just wrote
bao: makes me want to pee
ian: bustin out my nikes
ian: im goin thug
ian: dew rag time
joe: DEW RAG!
ian: ..
ian: =-O
ian: me and anthony are having discussion on sexy azns
ian: and sex
joe: is that a first?
ian: no
ian: like 30th
ian: the moutain people are living with us now
ian: :-(
ian: until we buy them a mobile thing or something
joe: wtf
joe: why
ian: their house burned down
ian: we will fuck around
ian: we will be like
ian: fuck around buddies
joe: ..
ian: =-O
anthony: do0d i need a girl
anthony: i need one bad
anthony: they fufill my certain need's
eric: lmfao
anthony: Cry*
eric: what needs can you not fullfil yourself anthony
anthony: i dont wanna do the work any more
anthony: i want someone to do it for me
joe: off of that topic..do you want to play?
greg: cant
joe: aw
greg: roadrunner is busy sucking dick
joey: shove some bawls in my mouth and call me guarana
^ winner of the "idiot of the year award."
joe: lmao
joe: wth was i thinking ..
joe: (just watched it)
krystle: i dunno, but it makes you disturbingly sexy
^ referring to the replica video i made of the 2 asian guys dancing
joe: http://www.gamedesigner.net/news.phtml?id=41
mike: what the hell is this
joe: azns = the pwners
joe: funny as hell
mike: seek help dude
^ my brother has no respect for dancing asians (who pwn).
ian: almost as big as willy down here
azn joe: w0rd, she wants to ride you like a choo choo
eric: my mic just fell on my keyboard and warned myself
eric: fuckin
eric: gayness
krystle: dood.
joe: guess what
krystle: chicken butt
joe: i took a 53 second long piss today
joe: 53 seconds.
krystle: lmao
joe: don't you love me?
joe: :-)
krystle: very much so
joe: aw.
joe: me and my pee pee. YEY!
krystle: lol
eric: I WILL WAIT IN THE FUCKING SNOW IN LINE WITH A TENT FOR A WEEK TO SEE IT FIRST SHOWING
eric: and just to make me look like a bigger fan
eric: ill wear a tranch coat
eric: with plastic guns
eric: no no no my cat is going
chase: eric, seriously..
-1 min passes-
eric: no no no, my cat is GOING!
chase: eric, SHUT UP
trevor: shut up!
-2 mins pass-
eric: NO NO NO!!
everybody: ERIC, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
trevor: FUCKING GAMECUBE IS FOR DUMB ASS SHIT EATERS! LOOK IM GAMECUBE AND MY CONTROLERS D-PAD IS TO FUCKING SMALL SO TREVOR CANT FUCKING PLAY MORTAL KOBAT BECUZ EVERYTIME HE PRESSES FORWARD BACK HE FUCKING JUMPS IN THE AIR MAKING IT IMFUCKINGPOSSIBLE TO DO THE BACKFLIP KICK FUCKING ATTACK!@
allen: i got shot in the forehead
allen: by a fuckin airsoft gun
allen: my own airsoft gun
joe: lol
yates: i love my baby
yates: i love it
yates: slippin it in
joe: ..
auto response from joey: Stage 3: Work Out
joe: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA LMAO
chase: when you get back msg me and lets play some csx with our senstivity at 4
sam: bye joey please dont be mad
joey: IM NOOOT MAAADDDD!!!!
(go see road trip bish)
krystle: wb
joe: ty
krystle: np
joe: hi
krystle: hi
eric: damn you iz efen sexy
joe: :-*
allen: my gurl got her clit pierced today lol
joe: ppl these days ..
allen: :-D
allen: i was good, i didnt watch
joe: perv =-o
allen: well i watched a lil bit
bao: my arms are sweaty
joe: sexy.
joe: i havent talked to iris in a while
yayee: oic
yayee: nm then...
yayee: lol
yayee: wait thats not funny
ian: i thought it was like some sort of chinese food or something
joe: lol
joe: wtf
joe: taking back sunday?
ian: they have like general tsung chicken
joe: ROFL
ian: you know.. why not taking back sunday?
ian: ;]
ian: holla
yayee's sn: its yayee
tanya: say hi to her if she didnt already to you
joe: ..
joe: that was so 15 minutes ago when she IMed me
tanya: =(
tanya: psh.
joe: /own
joe: bwahah
joe: stay away from your bed
joe: DONT LOOK AT IT
bao: who needs the bed... when u got a RECLINRE
(in case you didn't notice, he's obviously tired)
ian: i lost all my tila nguyen videos
ian: those were my precious
joe: LOL
ian: they stole it froms us!
ian: evilll computerss!!!
joey: thats why me = hot ellery blonde
joey: :-)
joe: dood
joe: YOURE A HOT ELLERY BLONDE?
joe: will yoo make out wif me? ;-)
joey: YES I WILL
joey: but first
joey: you have to play with my belly button and try to feel my boobs
krystle: no no but he's like.. ultra gay
krystle: and the best part is that he's this little fat guy who no one is really all too fond of
krystle: and he hits on the smart asians
krystle: and they all hate his guts
krystle: so i think the rejection of so many girls is gonna drive him into the arms of a man
krystle: :-)
joe: ahhh
ian: you don't wanna mess with the poodle...
joe: =-O
ian: cus the poodle will fucking kill you
joe: lol
joe: oh my
ian: intended is like
ian: advised.. betrothed.. affianced
ian: contemplated
joe: lol
joe: u looked at thesaurus.com
joe: :-)
ian: negetive
joe: yes, u did.
ian: we had it as a lit term
joe: u know how i know?
ian: for ingles
ian: para ingles
joe: Entry: intended Function: adjective Definition: planned Synonyms: advised, affianced, aforethought, asked for, betrothed, calculated, contemplated, contracted, designed, destined, engaged, expected, future, intentional, meant, pinned, planned, plighted, prearranged, predestined, predetermined, promised, proposed, set, setup, steady Concept: planning
joe: u looked, dont deny it :-)
ian: rwar
joe: LMAO
ian: i eat you
joe: oh, im good
joey: d00d i so cant wait til i am actually going out with this chick so i cna stuff her kill her and put her on display to show off to the world
joey: lol (vanessa stylie)
eric: i want a cpu and a processor
eric: bwhahyahaah
joe: ...
joe: sorry, i have to block you.
eric: DUDE