KAY LEE, WILL YOU HIRE ME?

Had to share, too funny - Now I'm getting mistaken for the hiring office of the DoC! 
 

Wednesday 12/31/2003 10:23:12pm 

 
Would like the name of your Jail Chaplan and phone number. Looking for possably some volenteer work a couple of days a week. I am a retired Law Enforcement officer out of Michigan, with 32 years in the field. Thanks. Bill D. Pruitt
 
From: MBKaltman
Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 16:08:43 EST
Subject: Job Position
To:
kayleeusa@yahoo.com
 
Hi Ms. Lee,
 
I have a friend who was a Corrections Officer in the United States Marine Corps for the past 4 years.  He just moved to Florida and was wondering if you had any positions available.  Also, he wanted to know what the requirements would be for him to start working here in Florida.
 
Any information you could send me would be appreciated.
 
Sincerely,
M Kaltman
 

Here's my reply:

 
Positions open and Requirements for employment in the Florida DoC: 
 
1.  Guard position:  preferably will have a criminal history, wear pointy toed cowboy boots for kicking inmates, use profanity profusely - must be able to prevaricate with the best of them.
 
1.  C/O position:  Position demands patience, wisdom, and humanity, able to handle self professionally in difficult situations. Honesty a plus.
 
kaylee

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