TORONTO, Canada -- A new step was taken in science yesterday when a team of scientists led by John Xu at the University of Storistoo merged genes from the celebrities, Al and Le, together. Two Le-Al's have so far been made. The Le-Al shown above is a mix of Le's stunning looks, and Al's wit making the Le-Al Jester™. The other is the Le-Al Guard Dog™ shown below.

Unfortunatly, there are several draw backs to this new technology says John Xu, "with the mix of Le's constant eating habits, and Al's high maximum capacity, it will be very expensive to maintain a Le-Al". The Le-Al will be on the market by the end of the year.