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• Click the run away button, or try again later.
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• To check your connection settings, whack your monitor with a hammer 3 times!
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• See if your Internet connection settings are being detected. You will need : 6 goats , a live chicken and two virgins. Also needed is a jug of moonshine , 9 sticks of mint gum, tin foil hats , a plunger , 40 rolls of single ply sand paper , fuzzy bunny slippers , a flannel shirt and a backstreet boys cd.
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• Some sites require a false sense of connection security. Click the Help menu and then click the "my toe smells funny" button to feel better about yourself - you're not all that bad.
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• If you are trying to reach a web site at all, make sure your stomach can support it. Click the eat spam menu, and then click I have no Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the insecurity section and check settings for : low self esteem , belly button lint , a pack of smokes , a 40 of blue ribbon , missing teeth , itchy private areas , and a pretty cousin.
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• OR, just skip all that shit and go to the BOARDS! Click the Back button to try another link , but you better not.

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-rfynk