...::: During the summer of 2003 in London Ontario, a bet was made that the creation of a full length hip-hop album could be done by anybody with little to no knowledge of rapping. Putting the theory to the test were two mortal men: M.C. Ryffs and M.C. Oylz tha Mouf of Steel. Fuelled only by drunken antics and a protools rig, the two set out to create the most insulting hip-hop album ever known to man....
and so there was......
Others answered the call to lend their voices to Shadow Puppet of a Dogg including M.C. Air Itch, Elle Van B, Mandy Starquad, Derek "D", and the infamous Trucker Bill. The Educatah tried to make it but he was just too good for us...... BASTARD!!!! But that's ok...
So now for the first time ever, Shadow Puppet of a Dogg would like to present to you, Sessions of Phony M.C. Progression for free download.
*****WARNING!!!! This album was created for pure joke purposes! It's content is not to be taken too seriously. After all, we were drunk the whole time and just making fun of cheesy rap!!!
Shadow Puppet of a Dogg is:
M.C. Ryffs: 1 take rhyming, porno guitars, cowbell of fury.
M.C. Oylz tha mouf of steel: Rhymes, funk bass, percussion, and loops
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This album was recorded while under the influence of the following:
Mary jane, Jack Daniels, Ron Bicardi, Mary Jane, Pornography, & ol'skool hip-hop.
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1. An Introduction to Porn Hip-Hop
2. On & On (Featuring M.C. Prestone & Elle Van B)
3. Ways of the Bong (Featuring Mandy Starquad)
4. Trucker Bill Freestyle (Featuring M.C. Prestone & Trucker Bill)
5. Phony M.C.'s (Featuring M.C. Prestone & DJ Air Itch)
6. Triple Homicide (Featuring Derek "D")
7. The One New Effect
8. Tha New Phunk (Featuring Mandy Starquad & Trucker Bill)
9. War
10. Behold the Mic
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Shadow Puppet of a Dogg Proudly Uses:
Marshall Amps & heads, PRS guitars, Peavey, Ho's, Ibanez basses, Washburn basses, Shure Microphones, Easy women, Image line software, Peavey monitors, Sonic Foundry Software, Digidesign software, and excessive smoke.
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Please Note:
All samples on this recording are used with the utmost respect for their creators, but completely without permission. Hey, we're not here to make money this shit is for free. We just wanted to prove a dumb point and have some fun so SHUT UP!!!
Songs appearing on Sessions of Phony M.C. Progression are compiled from countless jams & freestyles by the Shadow Puppet of a Dogg crew. Once again, we were trashed the entire time and loved every minute of it. This just goes to show you that any group of ill talented people fuelled by booze and drugs can create a decent hip-hop album. So in the the future, when you listen to hip-hop, make sure its got a message.
2003 Reactor Music Studios