Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!

EARLY WARNING SYSTEM

ATTENTION NAPA VALLEY RESTAURANT OWNERS!!!!!!

HIDE THE FOOD

IF YOU SEE THESE THREE MEN

CLOSE YOUR ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET RIGHT AWAY!!!!!

From Left to Right

Ted "The Buffet Mauler" Washington

Langston "Buffet Crusher In Training" Walker

Warren "All You Can Eat" Sapp

THESE MEN SHOULD BE CONSIDERED WAY OVERWEIGHT, ARMED WITH KNIFES AND FORKS AND DANGEROUS TO YOUR PROFITS AND OUR OVERALL TEAM PLAY IF NOT STOPPED IN TIME FOR TRAINING CAMP.

WARNING!!!! DO NOT TRY TO STOP THIS GUYS YOURSELF. ALTHOUGH 2 OF THESE THREE GENTLEMEN SHOWED UP FOR CAMP UNDER THEIR BLOATED 2004 WEIGHT, THESE GUYS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED EXTREMLY HUNGRY AND DESPARATE TO FIND AN "ORDER OF FRIED CHICKEN, MASHED POTATOES, MACARONI AND CHEESE, CHILE CHEESE FRIES, STRAWBERRY CHEESE CAKE AND OTHER DELIGHTS" AND MAY BITE YOU IF ATTEMPTING TO STOP. IF SEEN PLEASE CONTACT NORV TURNER IMMEDIATELY AT THE NAPA VALLEY MARRIOTT OR LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR ROB RYAN BUT HE MAY BE WITH THEM !!!!