1) You shower once every 2 days
2) You don't shower on Sundays, not for no one
3) People visiting wear sandals into the shower
4) The garbage in the kitchen gets removed once a month
5) For that entire month you must walk around a diameter of 10 feet of garbage
6) The stove could probably be lit just by putting a match to it without the gas being on
7) Broken glass on the floor results in 'cautious' barefoot walking
8) It's not to be picked up until the garbage goes out
9) Your feet or socks are black
10) You spend your time on your computer or upstairs
11) Leo has thrown something at you and yelled at you when you've done nothing
12) Everyday looks like you've had a party, except that last time there was one was 2 weeks ago
13) Dishes? Who needs dishes?
14) Cups? Who needs those either?
15) Instead of cleaning old dishes, they get smashed with a hammer outside
16) Food is in the fridge and closet from when Kling, Leo and Olsen lived here (2001)
17) The NYMO & Road Runner people are ready to break your legs cause the bills havent been paid in months
18) People ask to leave their stuff here over the summer, its Sept 25th, it's still here
19) You get a piece of plywood nailed over you door while your out drinking
20) The cat from next door sneaks into your house everyday
21) When you ask what someone's making you say "What ya jerking? Jerk n cack?"
22) You invent a utensil called a 'spoontula'
23) The bathroom sink is clogged for a week so you use a cup to shave
24) You also use very little water to wash your hands
25) Theres hair all over the bathroom from Seth's uneven haircuts that he gives himself
26) A long mirror is facing you when you go to the bathroom
27) The bathroom floor is always wet
28) You have Schriers fish here all summer, never feed them and somehow they live
29) You hate seeing the landlord because you know he's coming to clean something, and you can't help but feel sorry and decide to help him
30) You steal cable from upstairs
31) Anytime someone touches the cable wire, static comes on
32) Instead of cleaning for a party, you push everything into the living room and put a big cloth hanging thing over it and call it clean
33) You play Madden whenever you have a free moment
34) You have never hung out in your own living room
35) The lights are off as often as possible as to save money on the bills
36) The kitchen floor is sticky
37) 'Garbage Stacking' is considered an art form
38) Seth is known as 'Tha Cuddla'
39) The heat doesn't work except in the bathroom and the living room
40) Everything can be put into a fajita wrap
41) Hot sauce is the hot condiment of choice
42) Nothing solves a fly problem like a shop-vac
43) You don't want your parents to visit you because then you will have to (a) clean or (b) hear their dissappointment with how you live
44) You still get mail for people who lived here 2 years ago
45) We get mail/phone calls for Olsen, or as these people know him "TheOnePaul Olsen"
46) What's a lock?
47) An Ice Fight took place in the living room, we let the water naturally clean itself up
48) I suggest that we turn the emptied out room as soon as you walk in the house into a giant fish tank
49) You go about 4 months without putting light bulbs into any sockets, so that the first light youcan turn on is the bathroom light
50) Over the summer, you have tripped over the TV blocking the hallway atleast once
51) Over the summer, you had to move a mattress and a desk to get to the frig
52) You had to move cinder blocks and a DVD rack to get to the oven
53) You haven't bought paper towels or toilet paper since January, you steal it from campus
54) Toilet paper and paper towels are referred to as 'H-whacking paper'
Well there's more, just can't think now.
704 State St first floor is Eddie, Seth and Bill
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