I'd like you to meet my alias (my alter ego)
This is Helga the strong.
She does not smile very much, because her muscles are so strong. She can lift heavy crates with no help at all. She likes to eat steak and all her green vegetables, because they make Helga strong.
Helga lifts weights and is a very strong woman.
Helga lives in Sweeden with her husband Sven.
That is Sven. He is very hungry. Sven does not shower because he is scared of water.
Helga the strong and Sven are very happy together.