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You imagine it, we got it. Underaged sex, necrophilia, blood play, s+m, bestiality, abuse of shellfish, etc. THIS STORY HAS SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE. The only thing it's missing is a plot. Not kidding. REALLY not kidding. Read on an empty stomach. Have I stressed how offensive this fic is? REALLY offensive. REALLY REALLY REALLY OFFENSIVE. This fic would make Howard Stern blush. This is a parody. A really insane, gross, evil parody that resulted from one too many chat sessions. Please don't institutionalize us.

Thanks for the warning. I think I pass. | I'll take my chances