|Magazine for the Smarter and Wealthier Nerd|
Bill Gates tells all:
How being a Mahoy can make you rich!
How to become a computer geek in twelve easy steps.
MAHOY = MONEY
How to make money from unsuspecting dumb people.
ITS NEVER TO EARLY
The earlier you are a Mahoy, the earlier you can become rich!
TAKE THE TEST!
Are you a Mahoy?
How much of a Mahoy are you? Take the Test to find out how much of a Mahoy you really are!
I'm not a Mahoy, or a Nerd... Who let you in my office anyway? - Bill Gates
We don't appreciate being assosiated with nerds or Mahoy's - National Geographic
We love Mahoys! - WLC (World Librarian Committee)
What's a battle? - Ralph Wiggum
Uhh... Thats really ghay - Matt Handley
I might be rich, but im no freaking nerd! - Chad Wham
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