Welcome to Cheesy Cruise lines!
The best cruise line in the world!
We currently have 7 ships in our fleet and can take you from virtually anywhere, to anywhere you wish to go.
Each of our ships is piloted by a certified captain with atleast 5 days of experience. (Note: Does not include Swedish division.)
We have very strict guidlines regarding the conduct and use of alcohol by the captains and officers. (Note: Does not include Swedish division.)
Every ship in our fleet is up to date and all maintenance is done by certified mechanics. (Note: Does not include those Swedes)
Below is a list of our fleet and their capabilities.
New Zealand Division.
The two ships in our New Zealand port are the pride of our fleet with all the ameneties of home.
The Washi and Kaos
The Washi and Kaos is 6 diesel engine ship which is 600' long with a 150' beam.
It can cruise at 45 knots carrying 1200 passengers. The ship features several swimming pools and a fantastic dinner hall.
The Royal Link
The Royal Link is said to be the grandest ship on the seas, it has better accomidations then most homes of royal families and celebrities, with this in mind, the ship is available by invite only.
The Royal Link can easily cruise at 60 knots with it's 6 diesel/nucleur hybrid engines, carrying 300 passengers in the two bathroom, two bedroom staterooms which feature a sauna, full kitchen and game room.
The Canadian Division
While we only have one boat in our Canadian fleet, we may improve upon it some day, but probably not.
The Alucard features a 15hp motor with a covered cockpit and a great pink seat on the front for passengers.
The Alucard can cruise at 12 knots carrying one passenger and one captain
The American Division
The one ship that only the Queen of Evil, DairEvil, would captain. This planing ship contains four 454ci Motors producing 1200 horsepower each and two jet engines, the DairEve can easily get to 200 knots while carrying 3 passengers.
The Swedish Division
The Swedish division is said to be one of our most liked by our passengers, those Swedes are just crazy, especially ALF!
The N0BRaiN is a 1860's steam paddle wheel ship which can cruise along at 5knots with 8 passengers.
Everyone who goes on the ALF seems to have a good time.
The ALF features a supercharged 5hp motor which can cruise along at 12 knots with one passenger in ALF's lap. (drinks cost extra)
If you would like to book a cruise on any of our fine ships, please email Link at CheesyCruiseLines@hotmail.com or call me at 1-900-I-M-Cheesy