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| The page you are looking for sucks at the moment and, because of its suckyness, is currently not going to be put up. Your ISP has told us that you're online several hours every day, and seeming i don't have the net, i think that just ain't right, to you i say; "STOP HOGGING TEH NET!" |
Please, for the love of Jup, try the following:
- Click the
 Refresh button, or smash your
computer with a large hammer. Or just go outside and do some beige boxing, or better yet, stare at a picture of Incuban for prolonged periods of time.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that
it is spelled correctly, you stupid idiotic moron that has a cute mother.
- If you've got nothing to do then i suggest you head over to eStorm and become a member and start posting random thoughts in the hope that some other idiot will know what your going on about. However, if your a homo-sexual sexy beast like Smurftech, you might head over to icn's ghey-mers forum.
- If your too tired to read on, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water in the Face. On the Numb Ass tab, click Sedentary Back Pain. The Get Out of Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator.
- If your Evil Computer Addict Persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor, or at least detect your computer settings and steal your personal information including credit cards, fav. sexual positions etc.
- To check your connection settings, open case with a screw driver then, fill with gasoline. Now take a match and proceed to ignite. The settings should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA) administrator and Internet service provider (ISP).
- your Network Administrator is an idiot, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically screw everything up.
If you would like Windows to screw everything up,
click here.
- Some sites require Windows to suck more than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows suck rate to determine what strength "Suck" you have installed.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format".
- Click the
 Back button to try another link.
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