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One month until I'm 21. I don't know why I care. I don't drink much and being under age has never stopped me, but it will be nice to feel free to go to any club, bar, or concert I want.

Looking for a posse to take me out so put in your name if you want. Suggest where and what drink.

Well, like most of humanity, I wish to be understood, but fail miserably at it. This is my attempt to dance around all subjects of importance through verbal sleight of hand. Let's hope at the very least this might be entertaining.