Why I luuuv David:

• He's a Jesus-freak.
• He loves Lord of the Rings.
• He's a size B cup.
• He brushes me twice a day, (sometimes even 3 times).
• He knows how to shake his booty.
• He's friends with Nathan.
• He gives me BJ's (like in the pic at the top of this page).
• He goes to school.
• He's thick.
• He looks good in a pair of his grandma's Depends.
• He proudly display's me on his backpack.
• He luuuuvs me!

A little about myself:

Name: Greenie Michael Maxwell

Born: (not quite sure)

Birthplace: A dewy meadow (similar to the set of Teletubies).

Gender: Male

Past Life: In a past life I was a flake of oregano on Dave's lasagna, (Dave was about 8 or 9 at the time). That was my first and closest encounter with Dave, and yes, I did end up traveling through Dave's digestive system but I didn't get past the tum tum 'cause of the acids, it totally dissolved me.

Status: Single, but not looking (Dave's all I need)

Hobby: Swinging from left to right.

Music: Whatever Dave's listening to or playing

AIM: DavsRabbitsFoot

Email: davids_green_rabbits_foot@yahoo.com

(Me before I was reduced to only a foot)