This Is my Sayings Page full of my favorite stuff
Atificial Intelligence is not match for natural stupidity.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them.
Nyquil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-in-the-heck-is-the-room spinning medicine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Don't yell at me. Yell at your boyfriend.
It's ok to kiss a fool. It's ok to let a fool kiss you. But never let a kiss fool you.
Where are we going and why am I in this darn basket?
One by one the garden Gnomes steal my sanity.
Don't follow my footsteps... i walk into walls!
Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself.
The voices in my head don't like you.
Cute Rots the brain.
Poem thingys i like
I am a creature of the Fey
Prepare to give your soul away
My spell is passion and it is art
My song can bind a human heart
And if you chance to know my face
My hold shall be your last embrace.
So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame,
try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed.
And if that makes me a bitch, so be it.
I embrace the title and am proud to bear it !!!!
