LotR Scenes You Will Never See!
I was unable to get the audio/visuals for these extended/alternate scenes. But just reading them I am sure you will catch the drift. Enjoy!
Gollum- We miss our Daddy, yes,Daddy, precious!
Frodo- I wish this ring had some decorative diomonds on it. Then it would match my new toe ring...
*Frodo and Sam finally make it to the doors of Mount Doom and see....*
Gimli- I wish everyone would stop calling me Gimli.
*Just as he is about to throw the ring into the lava pit, Frodo catches a glance as some engraving inside the ring and gasps*
Frodo- *after being stabbed by the Nazgul* AHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHH!
Sam- Back you devil! Back, back! *fighting courageously, Sam loses his sword and reaches for the first thing he can find*
Gollum-Frodo, it wasn't chance that Bilbo got the Precious...
Aragorn- My, what big feet you have!
SO far, that is all I have been able to unearth. If you wish to see more of these scenes (or, read them I should say) you can send your own scenes to my email address at OpheliaB18@wmconnect.com or you can send me your suggestions! Thanks again and farewell my friends.
Aragorn- You know that I am a Ranger, right?
Frodo- Uh, yeah, so?
Aragorn- What I didn't tell you is that I am a Power Ranger!
Frodo- Who would Father you...?
Gollum- Lives in a far away galaxy, he does.
Frodo- Who?
Gollum- We called him Papa Yoda!
Together- Mount Doom the Theme Park!?!
Legolas- But that is your name, is it not?
Gimli- No. That is my nickname, lad. My real name is Petunia.
Frodo- 'Made in Taiwan'!?!?
*Meanwhile, back at Bag End, Gandalf sits by the fire, smoking a pipe and lifting his glass of Old Winyard in a toast to himself as he laughs*
Gandalf- Ha ha! Fooled them ALL!!!!!!!
Sam- Mr. Frodo!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo- AHHHHHHHHHH-ha ha ha! April Fools!!!!!!!
Sam- Awesome! Bug spray! *presses the button to spray and nothing comes out*Ut ohhhhhhh....*the spider devours him, the world is overthrown by a dark lord and THE END!*(Peter Jackson decided that ending it like that might get bad reviews. Go figure.)
Frodo- It wasn't? How do you know?
Gollum- We let him have it so he would one day give it to you...
Frodo- But why????
Gollum-Because, Frodo, I Am Your Father....
Frodo- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Frodo- The bigger to make you smell them with! *lifts his feet into Aragorns face*
Aragorn- OH MY NOSE! MY NOSE, IT BURNS!!!!!!!
*Frodo giggles mercifessly*
