Stalking Dom and Billy: Part Duex!
Okay, Lijh, if you say so......ANYWAYS! I reintroduce Elijah into the group. They accept him back.
Now I give him the secret weapon, MICROPHONES. Now I can hear everything!
So far my plan is full proof!!!!
Only now did the light hit me- I would turn Billy to the dark side and only then would Dominic Monaghan be MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhahahahahaha!
That kind of hurt. I'm hot too!
Even Orli's shirt missed him.
I HATE STATIC CLING!
Except now I could hear Elijah's food. So we try a different approach. I must hear everything!
With a tiny microphone hidden in his glasses, Elijah gives me key information as to where Dom would be that very night. I get ready.
After seeing me stalking him in the corner, (I knew I shouldn't have dressed in hunter orange!) he blames Billy for spilling the beans.
But nothing phases Billy! He just keeps on truckin'!
My want of Dom and Billy grows eager. I ask Elijah to step it up a notch. He becomes Dom's best friend! Poor Billy....
Billy pastes himself in kindergarten glue and sticks himself to the windows in his lament. Out of courteousy, Eli and Dom coax him down.
But Dom's love for Elijah could not be undone.
Soon they left Billy out of everything. Even pointing in the same direction!!!!! Oh my poor Baby!