Quotes 3
Harry: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Harry:
One time we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitzu.
Mary: Really, that's weird.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bull-shit.
Motorcycle Cop: You fellas been doin' a bit of boozin' have ya? Suckin' back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?
Lloyd: First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling. Ya, that one where I'd do anything to bone her.
Lloyd:
Oh yea, yea. Tractor beam. Sucked me right in.
Lloyd:
I bet you 20 bucks I can get ya gambling before the end of the day.
Harry: No way.
Lloyd: I'll give you 3 to 1 odds...
Harry: Nope.
Lloyd: 5 to 1?
Harry: Nope.
Lloyd: 10 to 1?
Harry: Your On!
Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya! I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya!
Harry:
Uh uhh...
Lloyd:
So where ya headed?
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Mmm...California, beautiful.
Lloyd:
That's a lovely accent you have. New Jesey?
tall woman:
Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well then, good day mate! Let's put another shrimp
on the barby!
tall woman: Let's not.
