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Lloyd: What is the soup de jour?
Waitress: It's the soup of the day.
Lloyd: Mmm, that sounds good, I'll have that.


Lloyd: Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart, and I didn't even see it coming!


Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: Ahh, you know I don't really recall. Starts with an S.
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase, look on the--.
Lloyd: Oh yeah! It's right here, Sampsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S though!

Lloyd: Man! You are one pathetic loser! ....No offense

Harry: O none taken


Flight Attendant: Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd: It's ok! I'm a limo driver!


Harry: Yea, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know I wasn't really paying attention.


Harry: Wait, I think I just -- Yea, I just had an idea.

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