There can be only one winner, no matter how many appear to covet this award.
THE PRIZE?
Why, the jerk who wins gets to be Dick of the year for the whole year! What more could a real dick want?
ENTRIES ARE CHOSEN WITH GREAT CARE
Prick Scale used to determine this year's winner:
Demonstrated outstanding ability to jerk others around just because he can.
Proved he could keep his head in his butt despite numerous distractions.
Never once gave another fellow a break.
Created the most desire in judges to stuff him in rubber skinwear and shake him up and down.
The one and only
Alabama Prison Commissioner 2003
"I ain't no damn weenee!"
Alabama's new prison commissioner proves his winning qualities are NOT just skin deep as he fails to maintain his prisons! As naysayers turn their backs, Donal exposes himself and his sagging policies for contest judges in the "Dicks on parade" stage of this competition, which we have to admit gave Donal the definite edge.
Campbell will now move on to the next stage of competition, where he turns thousands of disturbed, diseased and shellshocked prisoners loose with no re-entry programs in his effort to win the well-deserved title of MOST ENORMOUS PRICK ANYBODY COULD EVER HOPE NOT TO MEET!
We are pleased to extend our middle finger in salute to
Donal
Campbell, everybody's
Dick of the Year!
But we absolutely refuse to bend over and let him...uh,
you know...shaft us!
If you
think your dick is bigger than our dick, email us at:
Dick0@ToughGuy.net
Good Luck!
DISCLAIMER: THIS PAGE IS A PERSONAL OPINION, A JOKE if you will:
All resemblance to real or living characters must surely be coincidence.
ONLY A REAL PRICK WOULD LET IT BOTHER HIM.
