BAAACK UP, BOB.........

Doggone it!  Guvnor Bob Riley has been sneakin' round screwing them Alabama sheep again!  This time he's done gone and vetoed that there Felony Voters' Rights Bill.

We figure we caint hear the baa-ing just yet 'cause they're mostly still sleepin, but when all them sleepin' sheep Bob's been ascrewin wake up and figure out that one out of ever 37 Alabama sheep spend some time trapped in Bob's locked barns, with mebbe a quarter of them not s'posed to be anywhere near the barn at all, and over half of 'em havin' been locked in Bob's barn without ever havin' hurt nobody, well, I'll bet the sheep wakin' up in the fields will feel the ignernce of Bob's Bad Bizness and kick him smack offen his own damn farm.

Them sheep ain't dumb... they'll figure it out one day. Soon they'll realize it might be them or a sheep they love who gets screwed by Bob next. Then I bet we'll hear the bleating in the pasture.

We reckon Bob would rather see released sheep sheered for the rest of their lives.  Reckon Bob realizes that denying sheep whats earned the right to get out of the barn the right to vote drastically limits the number of con-stituents who know more about his dirty old barns than he'd like.  After all, who's gonna hang out with a farmer who won't clean up his own manure?

Guvnor Bob, it's pretty easy to screw sheep when they're sleeping - iffen you're so inclined - but iffen them sheep wake up, ah say...ah say waaatch your backside, Bob! :-).