"Greatings and Beatings!
   Hey ghouls! Italy was a blast and very inspiring, but I'm glad to be back working on TLV. I also saw Slipknot the other night and they KICKED ASS!  There have been some problems with the mail account as well, so if you wrote and didn't get anything back, that's why. We plan a re-launch in a month or two.
   You know sometimes when you go away and you come back things are not where you left them? Well that was the case with our drummer, what's his name. I came back from Italy and we just couldn't find him. SOOOO we welcome a new reject to the Trashcan. The Trashcan is our rehersal place. It's small. It hot. But its ours and with the addition of Len, our new drummer we are all more excited than ever. This brings me to this weeks rambleing...
   Number 1 rule for any band starting out-YOU NEED A KISS POSTER ON THE WALL! You don't even have to LIKE KISS, but without this peice of decore-your fucked. Does anyone remember the Spin Doctors? NOPE! You know why? Not because they sucked and the singer looked like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. It's because they got famous and took their KISS poster down....fuckers...BUT it is a FACT that when they wrote and recorded that GOD AWFUL Titanic song that they not only had a Kiss poster up-but they also had a Gene Bobble Head on themixing concole and you can bet that dumb ass didn't like Kiss...OK. Enough. Rock like fuck.