Coffee Dude: Can I get you anything?
Me: No.
Coffee Dude: You want anything?
Me: No.
Coffee Dude: You sure?
Me: Yes.
Coffee Dude: Really?
Me: Yes.
Coffee Dude: You sure you don't want anything?
Me: Yes.
Coffee Dude: I like your hat.
Me: I like your tie.
Coffee Dude: Thanks.
Me: Can I hump your leg?
Coffee Dude: Sure. You sure you don't want anything?
*Parts of this may or may not have actually happened.
By: Peep 1