Jan. 4th-One more letter today recieve did I. Read it you will!!Jan. 1st-One letter today recieve did I. Happy this makes me. Care for others the EB Community does now know I. Hmmmm.
Send questions to Yoda, make sure to include the name!!!(like Down on Dagoban, Parental Problems, etc.)
Jedi Jumble writes:
Dear Yoda:
I was born on a desert planet. Now I've moved to a
densely populated planet, but most of the people
around still see me as sort of a "country bumpkin"
How can I prove to them that I can still be a
lightning fast pilot and maybe someday a Jedi when
they still wont give me the chance?
Jedi Jumble
Hmmmm...difficult this is. Any large space stations nearby are there? Destroy them you should with only 2 proton torpedoes, hmmm.
Yoda
Parental Problem writes:
Dear Yoda:
My dad wants me to join the dark side of the force, my mom, the light side. Is
there any sort of neutral side of the force that I could join to please them
both?
Parental Problem
Yes, the gray side of the force. Difficult to walk it is. But most powerful side it is. Able to use both light and dark techniques. hmmmm.
Yoda
Dec. 13th-This letter from Down on Dagoban is. Curious am I to know on my planet who is.
Down writes:
Dear Yoda,
I am looking for you on the advice of my old teacher Obi-wan Kenobi. I accidentley crashed my X-wing in a bog on the way in and to make matters worse an ugly, stupid, old green muppet is following me around. How can I get rid of him? Please help.
Down on Dagobah
Fool are you! Size matters not say I! Old call me do you? hmmm. Little call me do you? Show you the power of the force I will! Sinking bog enjoy swim in! Yes, yes.
Yoda
