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Joseph "Joe" Byrne Quotes from:
Ned Kelly.

Joseph "Joe" Byrne is portrayed by Orlando Bloom.


Things in (?) example (?) are phrases or words I am unsure of due to their very heavy Irish accents.


Things underlined, example, are said in Cantonese.



Joe: "So, where'd ya go after Beechworth?"
Ned: "(?) Mayday hills on a road gang. (?)"


Aaron: "That's old man Wicks. What's his daughter called?"
Joe: "Sara."


Joe: If anyone can persuade a man to share his daughter with three larkins like us, it'll be Aaron."
Ned: "So, how's me ma?" "What?"
Joe: "Ah... the cops have been givin' her a hard time, Ned. (?) Someone goes missin'. A bullock or anything. (?) They come 'round in the middle of the night, tear the place apart, scare the kiddis and all, ya know? She's had it hard."
Ned: "Well, look at that..."
Joe: "What'd I tell ya?"


Joe: "Thanks a lot, Mr. Wicks."


Joe: "Amen."


Joe: "Good thing I'm not chinese people."
Girl: "What did he say?"
Joe: "He said what a lucky fellow I am to be with such a beauty as you."


Joe: "Fitzpatrick, you've already heard that from her manys a time. Will you do yourself a favor? Take a ride home."
Fitzpatrick: "You think you're so smart, Byrne."


Fitzpatrick: "I've warrents for the both of you."
Joe: "I don't suppose I could see them warrents, could I?"


Fitzpatrick: "You split my head open! You bastards!"
Joe: "It's your hand you bloody idiot."


?: "Shoot'im!"
Joe: "Don't, Dan."


Joe: "Where've you been?"
Ned: "Nevermind where I've been."


Ned: "What're you thinkin', Joe?"
Joe: "I'm thinkin' you and Dan ought ta clear out of here for a day or two. Just to be safe. God willin', it'll all blow over."


Joe: "There's another party down past the neck at Willow Creek. Four of'em. They've heemed us in on either side, wether they know it or not."
Ned: "We'll come back at dawn..."


Joe: "You look bloody chirpy for this hour in the mornin'."
Aaron: "Hey, gotta keep your voice down. I have a visitor."
Joe: "Who?"
Aaron: "Mary Hegady."
Joe: "Mary Hegady?! Jesus, she can be only thirteen."
Aaron: "Well, I'm not superstitious."


Ned: "Joe, what's it say here?"
Joe: "They're recalled Parliment. Passed something called the 'Fellons Apprehension Act'. It means we're listed as outlaws. We can be shot on sight by anyone who chooses."


Bank Manager: "Can I help you?"
Ned: "Yes you can. My name's Edward Kelly."
Joe: "His mates call'im Ned."


Ned: "Joe, you should follow her and make sure she doesn't signal from the window with her bloomers or somethin'."
Woman: "How dare you!"
Joe: "Ah sure, I'll do no harm." "What are these? These skulls?"
Woman: "I collect them."
Joe: "Hello... (tiny voice)"
Woman: "So you're Joe Byrne. The papers say that you have the facial features of a creature born to crime."
Joe: "I'm the handsom one in the bunch."
Woman: "They also said you married a Spanish house maid in (?) Eliquinn (?) with the exotic name of Medela."
Joe: "No, we're just good friends."
Woman: "Oh, I suppose you have a lot of 'good friends'."
Joe: "Sure there's no harm in bein' friendly."
Woman: "No... I don't suppose there is. Oh you're a beast. An absolute beast..."


Joe: "They've poisoned it."


Chinese Woman: "Sorry!"
Joe: "Wait, please. Can you help to scrub my back? I can't reach..."


Girl: "You know. I saw that rascal Aaron Sherritt the other day."
Joe: "Oh yeah? And what did you give him?"
Girl: "Nothin' you little scoundrel! Thing is... I saw him talkin' to this fellow, all friendly. And the fellow comes back here and starts askin' me all sorts of questions 'bout you."
Joe: "Such as?"
Girl: "When did I see ya last? And where ya were now. That sort of thing."
Joe: "Was he a copper do ya think?"
Girl: "I don't know. But it could be nothin'. Just thought you had to know right."
Joe: "Thanks many..."


Joe: "Hello, Aaron."
Aaron: "Joe? Ned."


Joe: "We've been meanin' to talk to ya, Aaron. We're wonderin' if you'd consider workin' as a scout for us. We're headin' into Beechworth to rob a bank there."
Aaron: "A scout? I'm flattered you'd think of me for that but..."
Joe: "You're not interested?"
Aaron: "No. I'd love ta. If it was just up to me, I'd be in there like a shot, you know that. But I've got the Misses ta think about now. Because, between you and me lads, she's up to spout."
Joe: "Ah she isn't? Ah sure that's grand!"
Ned: "Congratulations."
Aaron: "Thanks."


Aaron: "I best get back to the party. Mary'll be wonderin' where I get to."
Joe: "Sure, Aaron. You go on and look after that girl, you do."


Joe: "Aaron... what're ya doin'?"


Joe: "Why do ya think he did it? Just for the money?"
Ned: "Maybe he started thinkin' he was some kind of big shot. Instead of a (?) sharekickers (?) son, like us."


Joe: "Where's the other fellow? Where's Kurnell?" "Ned! Kurnell's gone!"


Ned: "Hare's on his way."
Dan: "You mean we didn't get any of them?"
Ned: "Not a soul."
Joe: "There'll be a hundred of them... at least."


Ned: "Joe."
Joe: "We're gonna give'em a good ol' fight. Aren't we?"
Ned: "That's that then."


Joe: "Ah, the monkey's been shot. Poor little bugger."


Joe: "Ned! Where the hell are ya goin'?!"
Ned: "Get this lot out the back!"
Joe: "Ned..." "Now's your chance! Quickly! Out that back door there!"


Joe: "Jesus Christ, lads. I think I need a drink."