SPRING BREAK 99 IN THA 541 BIATCH
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Four guys who took their year-round celebration of Spring Break, and combined it with their love for rock n' roll and 80's metal:
Josh "Van Halen Can't Ski Scott Soto" Wylde - voxxx
Brian "I've Never Kissed A Girl In An Adicts Shirt Before" Wylde - axxxe
Tristan "Sweet Sassy Molassy Poolballs" Wylde - bass
Glenn "Boom Boom Huck Jam Peebow" Wylde - drums
Girls Gone Wylde is the newest supergroup straight outta Cancun, Oregon (a suburb of Eugene), featuring ex-members of Compact 56, The Manholes, Outreach/18 Fatal Strikes, Boston Docks Oister Boys, Lysistrata, Dynasty Of Spies, The Bearded Mimes, Hormonal Congestion, The American Dicks AND current members of Monkee Torture, The Lo-Cal's, The Anxieties, D.I. Imagine lyrics more juvenile than the Dwarves, Eazy-E, The Frogs, and El Duce combined, plus four guys who can out party Andrew W.K., and you might come close to a band like Girls Gone Wylde.