JOKE OF THE WEEK
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1/12/2003
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
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1/05/2003
A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 274 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.
Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and again they toast to 274 days and down their drinks.
The bartender said, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting to 274 days?"
One of the blondes explained, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle that had 2-4 years written on the box, but we finished it in 274 days!"
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