copyright 08/1978 Janet Ferri
I once had a plant whose name was Sye
Noone ever really quite new why
It just happened that his name was Sye
Once a grand ol' pal o' my
Decided to come on by
Just a visit, hello and hi
When to my shock and surpri'
He tore a leaf off my Sye
'Bout then I'd thought I'd die
"Be reassured compadr-i"
Said that grand ol' pal o' my
"There's somethin' I gotta try"
Try!!!?!!!
That S.O.B. of a guy
Made me mad enough to fry
Sittin' smokin' poor ol' Sye.
Minutes were passing by
Tears flooded either eye
In mourning I had to cry
Endured suffering by my Sye
"My, Ohh My
Why Oh why
Did he have to die"
When said that pal o' my
"Hey, ya wanna try?"
With no reason why
When he passed it by
I reached to take a try
All of a sudden my mouth got dry
As I babbled on, lie after lie
With one last snivel and a sigh
Out by the roots came ol' Sye
We threw 'im out back for a dry
Few days later, on the sly
We partied on with ol' Sye
We all got stoned, and really high
As up in smoke went ol' Sye
So now it's farewell to thee, my friend, my Sye
Adios and chow...bon voyage...good bye.
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