Now here on this very page are the best of the best of the best jokes in the world. Once you start readin' these, you wont be able to stop, well, until you fall down on the floor laughing your head off. These puppys are clever, READ ON MY FRIENDS!!
What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
OPEN-TOAD!!
What happened when Zonk blew air into a rubber glove?
He got a big hand!!
What did the doctor say after examining Yunn Yunsberger?
You have acid in-de-chest-yunn!!
Did the farmer hurt any cows when he lost control of his tractor?
No, he just grazed them!!
Did you hear about: The Newspaper Editor who visited some cannibals and ended up as editor in chief!!
Why did the paper doll look unattractive in bikini bathing suits?
She wasn't cut out for them!!!
Moving Words: The reason why escaped bank robbers always run to canada is because that is the only place they have TORONTO!!
Sign Up Vinyl resting place cheepers by the dozen!! (what the hell does that mean?)
What does the baby get if it sits on a hot stove?
ADIAPERASH!!
What did the martian say when he accidentally landed on Venus?
I didn't Planet this way!!!
Why is life like a shower?
One wrong turn in you're in hot water!!
What do you call drawing squares on Dracula?
Checking-a-count!!
What happened when the boarding house blew up?
Roomers were flying!!
