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+ Yo mama's so fat... she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th!

+ Yo mama's so fat ... her driver`s license says, "Picture continued on other side."

+ Your mama is so stupid, i asked her what the capital of Wisconson is and she said W!!

+ Yo mama's so fat ... she`s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

+ Yo mama's so ugly that, when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.

+ Yo` mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

+ Yo` mama's so fat that she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says `okay!`

+ Yo mamma so fat she doesn't take pictures she takes posters!

+ Yo` Mama is so fat, she uses duct tape for Band-aids.

+ Yo mama is so fat she makes a sumo wrestler look anorexic!

+ Yo` mama has such bad breath, when she walks by a clock it doesn`t say tick-tock, it says Tic-Tac!

+ Yo mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

+ Yo` mama so ugly, the only thing she`s ever turned on is the TV!

+ Yo' mama is so stupid, I asked her to go to the 24 hour store, and she called to check if it was open!

+ Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses duct tape for Band-aids.

+ Yo mama's so fat she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring!

+ Yo mama's so ugly... when she was left on the street her dad got fined for littering.

+ Yo mama's so stupid... she thinks there is only one bank of america!

+ Yo mama is so fat... they had to change "one size fits all" to "one size fits most".

+ Yo mama is so ugly, she went to a ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals".

+ Yo mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a PAINT ROLLER!

+ Yo mama is so stupid, I asked her to by my a color tv... and she asked "What color?"