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1/27/00---Election 2000---What a mess!!



Once again we're in the early stages of selecting another "manager" of the capitalist ruling system...yet another dose of the ideological spectacle which masks itself as "democracy." What a joy!! Say, can anyone tell me just what it is that makes George W. Bush qualified to be this manager? His name? His family tree? The fact that certain people in Texas selected him to be manager of their american sub-unit? Hey, at least Gore has some experience getting in and out of the White House! Then there's Bradley...that wonderful blend of hypocritical liberal who tries with all his might to say neat things but who won't be able to do much about them even if elected. Forbes? Come-on!! Keyes...why? The only one running that I'd trust even a little bit is McCain, at least he smoked pot at some time in his life...but he's a Republican and I couldn't vote for one of 'them' even if I tried. So, who does that leave from among establishmen types? Nobody I can think of.

But, if we HAVE TO elect someone, the man I'd like to see stir things up is Jesse. No, not Jackson...he's busy courting Wall Street. Rather, the Jesse I have in mind is "the body"...good ole Ventura...the gov of Minneysoda. Damn, that would be fun to watch. I'm no Reform Party devotee...Perot is an idiot, a rich one for sure, but still an idiot...and an authoritarian one at that. But since neither the Dems or Reps will touch Ventura, let him do this 3rd party thing and lets put him into office anyway. He'd really piss off alot of people and besides, the impeachment hearings would be a blast. Hell we wouldn't have to see a president walk out of a church for at least four years. It would be more likely that we'd see him walking out of a Nevada brothel than anything!! Yeah, lets elect Jesse...why not?

My only alternative would be some unknown woman who manages a family of 7 on a $1500 budget per month. It would be neat to see a State Dinner with a main course of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese! You can see it now...our madam president leaving K-Mart, blue=light special in her plastic logo bag, chomping on a burrito from their "deli"...wow!!! Say, does Mrs. Ventura shop at K-Mart? That alone might qualify her husband to be the top-dog, right? Ventura, Ventura, Ventura....

By the way, Donald Trump??? Yeah right!

I want Jesse!

Come on, say it with me...

I want Jesse!

I want Jesse!

I want Jesse!



How 'bout you? I can't hear you...



David H. Kessel