The Alternative Dictionaries
Meanings of 'fuck'
Blue Streak: A Men's Guide to Swearing and Free Speech (info from amazon.com)
The Rude and the Crude: Profanity in Popular Entertainment
The Versatility of the Word
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Carlin's "Filthy Words" Routine
Meanings of 'fuck'
from The Alternative Dictionaries
----(no meaning) Term can be used with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence initial position: 'What the fuck are you doing, Mary?' 'The fuck you say!' It can also be used with the definite article: 'Like fuck I'm going to date Mary tonight!'
----the act of fucking' (roughly) Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot fuck last night.'
fuck (verb, intransitive)
----have intercourse See fuck (transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined subject: John and Mary are fucking.
fuck (verb, transitive)
----to have intercourse with someone. This word was once considered the most unacceptable word in English. In the last twenty years it has become more acceptable in various contexts. Still not acceptable in parlour room contexts, in school, etc. Though banned on American TV it can be heard on Canadian TV and radio in certain limited cases.
fuck around (verb, intransitive)
----do nothing imporant or nothing at all. "John's just fucking around today."
----go away Used an expletive to indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, fuck around!"
fuck around (verb, transitive)
----To be somehwt dishonest with someone. "John's fucking Mary around all the time." fuck me harder (sentence, idiom)
----Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.
fuck off (verb, intransitive)
----go away Usually used as a command in an uncomplementary sense: "Fuck off, asshole!" fuck oneself (verb phrase)
----get lost Outside of the literal meaning which few males can do, this expression has abouat the same meaning as 'get lost'; i.e. go away.: Mary told John to go fuck himself.
fuck up (verb, intransitive)
----make a mistake See fuck (transitive).
fuck up (verb, transitive)
----(1) to make a mess out of something, (2) to cause someone to become psychologically unstable. See fuck up (intransitive). (1) "John really fucked his assignment up." (2) "John's parents really fucked him up."
fucked (past tense of fuck), (passive participle)
----(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects) Derived from and generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really fucked." "John's project is fucked beyond hope."
fucked up (passive participle)
----(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects) See 'fuck up'. to be using larger doses of drugs than normal such as alcohol or acid Used in the drug community for people who are tripping hard.
----a male person Derogatory term: 'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.'
----One who fucks 'John is a squirrely fucker.'
----(no specific meaning) term is commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative sense: 'John is a fucking asshole.'
The original seven words were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother-fucker, and tits. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor (laughter) um, and a bourbon. (laughter) And now the first thing that we noticed was that word fuck was really repeated in there because the word motherfucker is a compound word and it's another form of the word fuck. (laughter) You want to be a purist it doesn't really it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, cocksucker is a compound word and neither half of that is really dirty. The word the half sucker that's merely suggestive (laughter) and the word cock is a half-way dirty word, 50% dirty dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it. (laughter) Uh, remember when you first heard it, like in 6th grade, you used to giggle. And the cock crowed three times, heh (laughter) the cock three times. It's in the Bible, cock in the Bible. (laughter) And the first time you heard about a cock-fight, remember What? Huh? naw. It ain't that, are you stupid? man. (laughter, clapping) It's chickens, you know, (laughter)
Then you have the four letter words from the old Anglo-Saxon fame. Uh, shit and fuck. The word shit, uh, is an interesting kind of word in that the middle class has never really accepted it and approved it. They use it like, crazy but it's not really okay. It's still a rude, dirty, old kind of gushy word. (laughter) They don't like that, but they say it, like, they say it like, a lady now in a middle-class home, you'll hear most of the time she says it as an expletive, you know, it's out of her mouth before she knows. She says, Oh shit oh shit, (laughter) oh shit. If she drops something, Oh, the shit hurt the broccoli. Shit. Thank you. (footsteps fading away) (papers ruffling)
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Shit! (laughter) I won the Grammy, man, for the comedy album. Isn't that groovy? (clapping, whistling) (murmur) That's true. Thank you. Thank you man. Yeah. (murmur) (continuous clapping) Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you very much, man. Thank, no, (end of continuous clapping) for that and for the Grammy, man, [']cause (laughter) that's based on people liking it man, yeh, that's ah, that's okay man. (laughter) Let's let that go, man. I got my Grammy. I can let my hair hang down now, shit. (laughter) Ha! So! Now the word shit is okay for the man. At work you can say it like crazy. Mostly figuratively, Get that shit out of here, will ya? I don't want to see that shit anymore. I can't cut that shit, buddy. I've had that shit up to here. I think you're full of shit myself. (laughter) He don't know shit from Shinola. (laughter) you know that? (laughter) Always wondered how the Shinola people felt about that (laughter) Hi, I'm the new man from Shinola. (laughter) Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya. (laughter) How are ya? (laughter) Boy, I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. (laughter) Guess, I'll shit on my watch. (laughter) Oh, the shit is going to hit de fan. (laughter) Built like a brick shit-house. (laughter) Up, he's up shit's creek. (laughter) He's had it. (laughter) He hit me, I'm sorry. (laughter) Hot shit, holy shit, tough shit, eat shit, (laughter) shit-eating grin. Uh, whoever thought of that was ill. (murmur laughter) He had a shit-eating grin! He had a what? (laughter) Shit on a stick. (laughter) Shit in a handbag. I always like that. He ain't worth shit in a handbag. (laughter) Shitty. He acted real shitty. (laughter) You know what I mean? (laughter) I got the money back, but a real shitty attitude. Heh, he had a shit-fit. (laughter) Wow! Shit-fit. Whew! Glad I wasn't there. (murmur, laughter) All the animals Bull shit, horse shit, cow shit, rat shit, bat shit. (laughter) First time I heard bat shit, I really came apart. A guy in Oklahoma, Boggs, said it, man. Aw! Bat shit. (laughter) Vera reminded me of that last night, ah (murmur). Snake shit, slicker than owl shit. (laughter) Get your shit together. Shit or get off the pot. (laughter) I got a shit-load full of them. (laughter) I got a shit-pot full, all right. Shit-head, shit-heel, shit in your heart, shit for brains, (laughter) shit-face, heh (laughter) I always try to think how that could have originated; the first guy that said that. Somebody got drunk and fell in some shit, you know. (laughter) Hey, I'm shit-face. (laughter) Shit-face, today. (laughter) Anyway, enough of that shit. (laughter)
The big one, the word fuck that's the one that hangs them up the most. [']Cause in a lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural that the word would, uh, have the same effect. It's a great word, fuck, nice word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u. (laughter) Fuck. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound fuh ends with a kuh. Right? (laughter) A little something for everyone. Fuck (laughter) Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am FUCK. (laughter) FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) Tune in again next week to FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) It's an interesting word too, [']cause it's got a double kind of a life personality dual, you know, whatever the right phrase is. It leads a double life, the word fuck. First of all, it means, sometimes, most of the time, fuck. What does it mean? It means to make love. Right? We're going to make love, yeh, we're going to fuck, yeh, we're going to fuck, yeh, we're going to make love. (laughter) we're really going to fuck, yeh, we're going to make love. Right? And it also means the beginning of life, it's the act that begins life, so there's the word hanging around with words like love, and life, and yet on the other hand, it's also a word that we really use to hurt each other with, man. It's a heavy. It's one that you have toward the end of the argument. (laughter) Right? (laughter) You finally can't make out. Oh, fuck you man. I said, fuck you. (laughter, murmur) Stupid fuck. (laughter) Fuck you and everybody that looks like you. (laughter) man. It would be nice to change the movies that we already have and substitute the word fuck for the word kill, wherever we could, and some of those movie cliches would change a little bit. Madfuckers still on the loose. Stop me before I fuck again. Fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump. Easy on the clutch Bill, you'll fuck that engine again. (laughter)
The other shit one was, I don't give a shit. Like it's worth something, you know? (laughter) I don't give a shit. Hey, well, I don't take no shit, (laughter) you know what I mean? You know why I don't take no shit? (laughter) [']Cause I don't give a shit. (laughter) If I give a shit, I would have to pack shit. (laughter) But I don't pack no shit cause I don't give a shit. (laughter) You wouldn't shit me, would you? (laughter) That's a joke when you're a kid with a worm looking out the bird's ass. You wouldn't shit me, would you? (laughter) It's an eight-year-old joke but a good one. (laughter) The additions to the list.
I found three more words that had to be put on the list of words you could never say on television, and they were fart, turd and twat, those three. (laughter) Fart, we talked about, it's harmless It's like tits, it's a cutie word, no problem. Turd, you can't say but who wants to, you know? (laughter) The subject never comes up on the panel so I'm not worried about that one. Now the word twat is an interesting word. Twat! Yeh, right in the twat. (laughter) Twat is an interesting word because it's the only one I know of, the only slang word applying to the, a part of the sexual anatomy that doesn't have another meaning to it. Like, ah, snatch, box and pussy all have other meanings, man. Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, We're going to snatch that pussy and put him in a box and bring him on the airplane. (murmur, laughter) Everybody loves it. The twat stands alone, man, as it should. And two-way words. Ah, ass is okay providing you're riding into town on a religious feast day. (laughter) You can't say, up your ass. (laughter) You can say, stuff it! (murmur) There are certain things you can say its weird but you can just come so close. Before I cut, I, uh, want to, ah, thank you for listening to my words, man, fellow, uh space travelers. Thank you man for tonight and thank you also. (clapping whistling)
The Versatility of the Word Fuck
Not original with me...found it somewhere...DHK
Famous uses of "Fuck"
What the fuck was that? -- The Mayor of Hiroshima
Look at all these fucking Indians -- General Custer
Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs! -- Captain of the Titanic
That's not a fucking real gun -- John Lennon
The fucking throttle's stuck -- Donald Campbell
Who's going to fucking know? -- President Nixon
Heads are going to fucking roll -- Henry VIII
Who let that fucking woman drive? -- Space Shuttle Captain
Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out -- King Harold
Scattered showers! my fucking ass -- Noah
Where the fuck have you been? -- Stanley to Livingstone
Can you smell fucking gas? -- Captain of the Hindenburg
Fuck you Brutus! -- Julius Caesar
It can be used when...
Apathetic: -- Well who gives a fuck anyway?
Aggressive: -- Fuck you!
Annoyed: -- I got fucked at the used car lot.
Confused: -- What the fuck?
in Denial: -- I didn't fucking do it.
Directing: -- Fuck off.
in Disbelief: -- How the fuck did you do that?
Defiant: -- The fuck you can!
Derisive: -- He fucks everything up.
in Despair: -- Fucked again.
in Difficulty: -- I can't understand this fucking business.
Dismayed: -- Oh, fuck it!
Displeased: -- What the fuck is going on here?
Greeting: -- How the fuck are you?
Ignorant: -- Fucked if I know.
indicating Incompetence: -- He's all fucked up!
in Panic: -- Let's get the fuck out of here.
Perplexed: -- I know fuck all about it.
Resigned: -- Oh fuck it
Suspicious: -- Who the fuck are you?
Surprised: -- Holy Fuck!!!
When walking out of a dark building into sunlight -- It's Bright as Fuck!
When entering a hot room -- It's Hot as Fuck!
When in a parking lot
-- That guy parked superfucking close to you!