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HOW TO SCORE WITH A GIRL FEATURENG THE SUPER KOOL SIMON THE GREAT

welll scoring ant easy. just as bevis and butthead. da harldy eva score. but since i am a super kool dude i know tips for any guy to score with any gal. rememba to follows dhen cause it will turn any girl on and U will score!!!

1. if a girl asks if dhat is a penny wraper or u just happy to see me. replay with i am happe to sees you, VERY HAPPPY!!!

2. trys to kiss by swellowing her tougue. rememba the more you sweallow da betta u r gonna score dhat night.

3. wear really tights pants. dhat way if amke your dick look bigger. remamba girls like big dicks not small little ones.

4. were lion underwear

5. make sures afata u take a pee not to get your dick causght in you zipper. remmeber before U zip make sures you dick is in you pants with nothing hanging out.

6. wear a jock strap

7. makes sures u got lots of condoms on hand

8. likc her face. lick it like a dog. dhat will really turn her on.

9. dhen lick her entire body. AARRGGHHH i am getting a boner writing dhis!!!

10. makes sure u got super kool CDs to listen to. bckstreet boys, hanson, N SYNC,a nd puff daddy really turn the girsl on.

11. go see a kool movie together like godzilla or dr dolittle

12. go see another movie at home lite batman and robin

13. play some N64 with hers. i heard playing mortal kombat 4 turns her on. well now u should have no troubles scoring. rememba my tips and happy hunting!!!!!!