- Name: Seana Crawford
- Parts Played: Columbia, Brad Majors, Trixie, and Asst Dir.
- Nicknames: 57 / Mario
- Birthday: 2-14-79
- Sign: AQUARIUS (the one the only sign worth mentioning)
- Hometown: Portland is the only one i will admit to..
- Favorite Color: Orange, I feel bad for it no one likes it
- Dream Car: A Hummer baby
- Favorite A-Team Character: DUH... Merdock
- (Belly button) Innie / Outie / Other: Other, a cute one
- Favorite Deodorant: secret
- Favorite Place to Eat Lunch: on a nice looking redheaded womens inner thigh
- Theme Song: I touch myself
- Quote to Live By: Lifes a party and partys wernt meant to last..... Damn the man save the empire
- Goals and Aspirations: MARK, in Jersey and to get a boob job...
- How You Got Into the Cabaret: Some big harry man told me i would make a cute columbia so i tried out, they said i had nice tits so i was in, And they say rocky men only care about one thing...
- Mentor: Wonder Woman, Little Nell
- Favorite Hair-do: hedge hog
- Fondest Cabaret Moment: Performing Columbia for a benifit Performance to help out AIDS research
- What do you do Outside of Rocky: I like to snowboard, go to concerts, drink coffee at Josh's,play mario party, talk to mark and fuck
- Sanity Rating: Insane 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Completely sane: Well isn't that self explanatory I am in the cabaret for crying out loud, no one in the cabaret is sane
- Names of Voices in your head: MARK, in Jersey, and the ever so happy bunch that always drinks coffee and Mountain Dew at Josh's, you know who you are