- Name: Josh LaRose
- Parts Played: The Rocky
- Nicknames: THE MAN
- Birthday: August 24th 1978
- Sign: I got to Third Base with the Rose Princess
- Hometown: Portland
- Favorite Color: Bright Clear
- Dream Car: The Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile
- Favorite A-Team Character: The Face Man
- (Belly button) Innie / Outie / Other: Its an Innie and an Outtie
- Favorite Deodorant: Anything that makes My Pits not Stink
- Favorite Place to Eat Lunch: A willing female
- Theme Song: I like Circus music
- Quote to Live By:
- Goals and Aspirations: Well Ive always dreamed of being able to suck my own cock
- How You Got Into the Cabaret: They offered me money and Sex
- Mentor: Bill the Cat
- Fondest Cabaret Moment: When the Cabaret had decided to put me on the Bad Standings List
- What do you do Outside of Rocky: Play with myself
- where do you see yourself 10 years from now: Sleeping in my own urine
- Anything else you want to say: Yeah the 26th Cabaret is the best there was, is and ever will be...