One the first day of christmas my obsession gave to me..............
...............One hot ass haley!
On the second day of christmas my obsession gave to me.............
...............Two famous songs!
On the third day of christmas my obsession gave to me................
...............Three guitars!
On the fourth day of christmas my obsession gave to me..............
...............Four inch Creeepers!
On the fifth day of christmas my obsession gave to me.................
...............FIVE HOT MEN!!!!
On the sixth day of Christmas my obsession gave to me.................
...............A six pack for drinking!
On the seventh day of Christmas my obsession gave to me.............
...............Seven chicks for screwing!
On the eigth day for Christmas my obsession gave to me................
...............Eight kinds of lipgloss!
On the ninth day of Christmas my obsession gave to me..................
...............Nine ladies dancing!
On the tenth day of Christmas my obsession gave to me.................
...............Ten painted nails!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my obsession gave to me............
...............Eleven hours shopping!
On the twelvth day of Christmas my obsession gave to me..............
...............Twelve ORGY concerts!!!!!!!!

By: SOCIALWEAPON@aol.com

On the first day of Orgy Bobby gave to me a picture of him in Circus magazine. On the second day of Orgy he also gave to me 2 drumsticks and a picture of him in Circus magazine.
On the third day of Orgy Jay Gordon gave to me 3 bottles of mousse, 2 drumsticks and a picture of him in Circus magazine.
On the fourth day of Orgy Amir gave to me 4 smoking infants, 3 bottles of mousse, 2 drumsticks and a picture of him in Circus magazine.
On the fifth day of Orgy Josh Abraham gave to me 5 candied asses, 4 smoking infants, 3 bottles of mousse, 2 drumsticks and a picture of him in Circus magazine.
On the sixth day of Orgy Ryan Shuck gave to me 6 cans of beer, 5 candied asses, 4 smoking infants, 3 bottles of mousse, 2 drumsticks and a picture of him in Circus magazine.
On the seventh day of Orgy Fred Durst gave to me 7 Orgy tatoos, 6 cans of beer, 5 candied asses, 4 smoking infants, 3 bottles of mousse, 2 drumsticks and a picture of him in Circus magazine.
On the eighth day of Orgy Paige Haley gave to me 8 dainty socialites, 7 Orgy tatoos, 6 cans of beer, 5 candied asses, 4 smoking infants, 3 bottles of mousse, 2 drumsticks and a picture of him in Circus magazine.
On the ninth day of Orgy Amir gave to me 9 bloody stitches, 8 dainty socialites, 7 Orgy tatoos, 6 cans of beer, 5 candied asses, 4 smoking infants, 3 bottles of mousse, 2 drumsticks and a picture of him in Circus magazine.
On the tenth day of Orgy Jay Gordon gave to me 10 singing lessons, 9 bloody stitches, 8 dainty socialites, 7 Orgy tatoos, 6 cans of beer, 5 candied asses, 4 smoking infants, 3 bottles of mousse, 2 drumsticks and a picture of him in Circus magazine.
On the eleventh day of Orgy Ryan Shuck gave to me 11 shots of vodka, 10 singing lessons, 9 bloody stitches, 8 dainty socialites, 7 Orgy tatoos, 6 cans of beer, 5 candied asses, 4 smoking infants, 3 bottles of mousse, 2 drumsticks and a picture of him in Circus magazine.
On the twelfth day of Orgy Orgy gave to me 12 make-up tips, 11 shots of vodka, 10 singing lessons, 9 bloody stitches, 8 dainty socialites, 7 Orgy tatoos, 6 cans of beer, 5 candied asses, 4 smoking infants, 3 bottles of mousse, 2 drumsticks and a picture of them in Circus magazine.

By: Kayla

~~Twelve days of the Candyass Tour~~

On the first day of the tour, what did I see
Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the second day of the tour, what did I see
two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the third day of the tour, what did I see
three bottles of vodka, two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the fourth day of the tour, what did I see
four backstage passes, three bottles of vodka, two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the fifth day of the tour, what did I see
five bottles of hair dye
four backstage passes, three bottles of vodka, two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the sixth day of the tour, what did I see
six fans a surfing
five bottles of hair dye
four backstage passes, three bottles of vodka, two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the seventh day of the tour, what did I see
seven lights a flashing, six fans a surfing
five bottles of hair dye
four backstage passes, three bottles of vodka, two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the eighth day of the tour, what did I see
eight roadies tuning, seven lights a flashing, six fans a surfing
five bottles of hair dye
four backstage passes, three bottles of vodka, two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the ninth day of the tour, what did I see
nine strippers dancing, eight roadies tuning, seven lights a flashing,
six fans a surfing
five bottles of hair dye
four backstage passes, three bottles of vodka, two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the tenth day of the tour, what did I see
ten boppers fainting, nine strippers dancing, eight roadies tuning,
seven lights a flashing, six fans a surfing
five bottles of hair dye
four backstage passes, three bottles of vodka, two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the eleventh day of the tour, what did I see
eleven groupies following, ten boppers fainting, nine strippers
dancing, eight roadies tuning, seven lights a flashing, six fans a surfing
five bottles of hair dye
four backstage passes, three bottles of vodka, two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

On the twelfth day of the tour, what did I see
twelve Budlight’s chilling, eleven groupies following, ten boppers
fainting, nine strippers dancing, eight roadies tuning, seven lights a
flashing, six fans a surfing
five bottles of hair dye
four backstage passes, three bottles of vodka, two fresh lemons
and Jay, Ryan, Amir, Paige -n- Bobby

By: Anonymous

The 12 Days Of Orgy
written by Amy aka Lizzie

On the first day of Orgy my true love gave to me, an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 2nd day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 2 Mac eyeshadows and an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 3rd day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 3 Star Wars movies, 2 Mac eyeshadows, and an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 4th day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 4 Orgy posters, 3 Star Wars movies, 2 Mac eyeshadows, and an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 5th day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 5 Kiss The Future shirts, 4 Orgy posters, 3 Star Wars movies, 2 Mac eyeshadows, and an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 6th day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 6 Urban Decay lipsticks, 5 Kiss The Future shirts, 4 Orgy posters, 3 Star Wars movies, 2 Mac eyeshadows, and an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 7th day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 7 pics of Ryan,6 Urban Decay lipsticks, 5 Kiss The Future shirts, 4 Orgy posters, 3 Star Wars movies, 2 Mac eyeshadows, and an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 8th day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 8 kisses from Jay, 7 pics of Ryan, 6 Urban Decay lipsticks, 5 Kiss The Future Shirts, 4 Orgy Posters, 3 Star Wars Movies, 2 Mac eyeshadows, and an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 9th day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 9 Orgy keychains, 8 kisses from Jay, 7 pics of Ryan, 6 Urban Decay lipsticks, 5 Kiss The Future Shirts, 4 Orgy posters, 3 Star Wars Movies, 2 Mac eyeshadows, and an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 10th day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 10 concert tickets, 9 Orgy keychains, 8 kisses from Jay, 7 pics of Ryan, 6 Urban Decay lipsticks, 5 Kiss The Future Shirts, 4 Orgy posters, 3 Star Wars Movies, 2 Mac eyeshadows, and an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 11th day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 11 import CDs, 10 concert tickets, 9 Orgy keychains, 8 kisses from Jay, 7 pics of Ryan, 6 Urban Decay lipsticks, 5 Kiss The Future Shirts, 4 Orgy posters, 3 Star Wars Movies, 2 Mac eyeshadows, and an Orgy Candyass patch.
On the 12th day of Orgy my true love gave to me, 12 reflective shoes, 11 import CDs, 10 concert tickets, 9 Orgy keychains, 8 kisses from Jay, 7 pics of Ryan, 6 Urban Decay lipsticks, 5 Kiss The Future Shirts, 4 Orgy posters, 3 Star Wars Movies, 2 Mac eyeshadows, and an Orgy Candyass patch.